Aussie Folklore Buff Pillows

Surfing koala.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Boomerang cow.

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Australian punk

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

"I want to thank all the little people."

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

Queen's final visit to Australia: 'STrewth! Chack anatha prawn on the barbie Phil..'. Charles 'Apparently, the Aussies insisted on a few conditions..'

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Australian stress counselling.

'Okay... if you're a leprechaun then let's see you Riverdance.'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

Austrailian Vollyroo

Saint Patrick sending snakes out of Ireland.

'You must come over and visit sometime.It's only a hop, skip, and a jump away.'

"G'day mates! I'm Dan Undah! On today's walkabout we'll be searching for the feah some creecha's that in-aboot Satan's undah wold. . ."

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

Australian Submarine Controversy

'If you fella's are going to sit there nursing one pint all night, you'd better clear off!'

Magritte character has apples hanging from hat like corks, Australian-style.

'Banished? Well this is the first I've heard!'

Australian using flies instead of corks in his cork hat.

Steve Irwin.

St. Patrick's Day trivia

'Gee, Patrick, Ireland must be a dank dreary place without serpents,'