Bush Enthusiast Pillows

Digeridoo.

'...I just take the Hide-a-Meter bush, toss it over the meter, and voila! Free unlimited parking!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Russian Election.

New Resident of Downing Street

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Arizona In Black

Roe v. Wade

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trump

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Armageddon

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Lord George brings news of the debate

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

British Prime Minister

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

DUNVOTIN

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."