George Bush Fan Pillows

'He confessed to reading George Bush's memoirs.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You're on a what?!"

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'God's speed.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Smile

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Barak Obama on the Globe

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Abraham Lincoln

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

Barack Obama

'Heretofore unnoticed resemblance between G. Washington and A. Lincoln'

George W. Bush

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Obama holding up the earth

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

Greek Crisis

Self - toppling

I hope Bernie Sanders wins. We've never had a president like him. We've had cool presidents, awkward presidents, dignified presidents, goofy presidents

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

Biden Wins

A simple guide to political right philosophy

Ronald Reagan

Impeachment Chapter III

"Looks like the Nebr. GOP Governor's race is underway. . ."

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

Thoughts about a comfort