White House Fan Pillows

Trump crawls back to the Whitehouse.

Overheard at White House

"You're on a what?!"

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

Teddy Roosevelt

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Hollywood or bust!

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

"Elizabeth Warren? Carly Fiorina? They'd never get elected president. They're not royalty like a Clinton, Bush or Kennedy."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

Dua Lipa caricature

Elton John

Abraham Lincoln

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Barak Obama on the Globe

Principal about Justin Bieber Junior High school: 'I was against letting the students name the school.'

Rachel Anne McAdams caricature

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

David Letterman

Madonna

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

'Really? -- I'd always assumed that Elton John was one of us.'

Theodore Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

Dog Formerly Known as Prince

Stephen Fry

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

James K Polk

Theodore Roosevelt.

"I think I'd rather wait till Benedict Cumberbatch does the audiobook."