White House Drama Fan Pillows

Clinton titles his book.

"Beware of Don"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

Trump returns home

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

Office of Donald J. Trump. Deceptionist

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

The Marriage of Alternative Facts."

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Charles I

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Scandal Du Jour

Trump's firings

Bill Clinton

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"The President's twitter account must be down."

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"