White House Drama Fan Gifts

Clinton titles his book.

"Beware of Don"

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Trump returns home

Trump goes down tweeting & firing more staff

"Humans have very little to offer, political theatre excepted."

"There's no business deductions like show business deductions."

Office of Donald J. Trump. Deceptionist

Shelter in Place

'I know the Oval Office is in the West Wing. I wonder what mischief goes on in the East Wing?'

"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."

'The reason the cost of government is so high is that it takes hundreds of congressmen locked in a room to produce gridlock.'

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

'Safe!'

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

The Apprentice: Recession Special.

The Marriage of Alternative Facts."

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

'The toughest things to deal with are a new, charismatic opponent and a former colleague's memoirs.'

"Will the current economic trend end in a whimper or a bang? For answers, let's turn to tonight's guests!"

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

Charles I

Scandal Du Jour

"Will you shut up about world domination and just make the damn coffee."

Trump's firings

Labouchere excluded from Liberal Cabinet

Bill Clinton

"He wasn't so keen on austerity after all."

President, first lady and mischievous first lad.

"Finally, your halftime show - the Mueller report!"

"Run for it, sir—the cops!"

"If Wikileaks released my email about Kevin, I'll just die!"

"The President's twitter account must be down."