Australian Animal Fan Gifts

An ostrich sticks its head in the sand and then out of a nearby kangaroo's pouch.

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm in children's books, myself."

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Overkill, dude."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"I'm a monster."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Bubble gum leaves.

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

'You see Grandma, we still fit!'

'Charlotte's web-cam'

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."