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'It was your request for a more complicated tax form that raised the red flag.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"Although technically it's a profit and loss statement, the narrative is admittedly rather one-sided."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Yearbook

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

Bullseye!

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'