Audio Alchemist T-Shirts

2 Ohm and 4 Ohm Amps,

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Edison invents the personal stereo

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Birds with Headphones

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

George Martin

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Frank Zappa

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Elephant in Headphones

Snake with headphones.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Cowpunk

'Why bother recreating the 5,000-year-old recipe fo the ancient Egyptians, when there's already one that old at the back of the fridge?'

At the CD shop.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

Recording Studio

What Hi-fi. What Camera. What Car.

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'