Attending First Bike Rally Pillows

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

Hillary Clinton

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

Holy Moses!

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

BEER BELLY

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

Courage

Letting Go

A right of privacy party.

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

Occupy the Rose Parade

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

Coalition dummies.

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

Hillary Clinton