Attending First Bike Rally Mugs

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

"Away with the warmonger!"

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

'Is our tent getting smaller, or are we fat cats just getting fatter?'

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."

"At least we've got a nice day for it..!"

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

"Ok, no more political arguments, you know I'm on the left."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

'I don't know -- maybe an evil robot from the future IS the kind of President we need.'

Hillary Clinton

"Say, isn't that Rudy Giuliani?"

New Windrush Statue deported to Rwanda.

"You know... this would be as good a time as any to rotate the tyres."

Holy Moses!

Boy finds tricycle propped up on building bricks after wheels stolen.

BEER BELLY

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

TRUMP

A right of privacy party.

Letting Go

Courage

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

'I told you not to let the children play with your Tony Blair effigy.'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

'It has a driver's airbag and forward and rear crumple zones.'

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'

Coalition dummies.

Shoot Your Mouth Off.

'What's the point? Why are we here? Where are we going? 2-4-6-8, who do we appreciate?'

Hillary Clinton

Driving Instructions/Backseat Driver