Attending Etiquette Classes Pillows

"Soup should be seen and not heard."

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

'Don't get up!'

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'

'Honey, we don't stare.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

Politeness opens doors

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"You rang, m'lord?"

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Donald, you’re in the C-suite now. No more smiley faces or exclamation points."

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

Not very ladylike. Please help.