Attending Etiquette Classes Pillows

"Soup should be seen and not heard."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Don't get up!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

'One year of obedience school and he still doesn't know which one is the dessert fork.'

'Mommy! Larry's making faces again!'

That's a good question, Ossie... may I call you 'Ossie', Ossie?

'Honey, we don't stare.'

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Politeness opens doors

"OK, she's back. Just start slowly, and remember to ask her about herself."

"This is Jim's second speech on how not to make people mad by talking on your phone. I missed his first speech."

'I realize this is your first sales call, young man, but 15 minutes is way too long to shake hands.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

"Tell him I can still hear him chewing."

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

'You do obscenity very well. Can you talk without being obscene as well?'

''Casual Friday' does not mean you may unbutton your lip!'

"You rang, m'lord?"

'Manners are the noises you don't make while you eat.'

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"I didn't know I was SUPPOSED to R. S. V. P!"

"Donald, you’re in the C-suite now. No more smiley faces or exclamation points."