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"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

Demure lady with gloves

Sloaney Pony.

Concert Pianist.

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Un ballo in maschera

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

Musical genres

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"Dad, I'm playing the role of the husband in our school play!"

Trying cellos, too big!

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Mozart Clarinet

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

'Why are they all staring at me?'

Opera House

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

Fleapit rebranded as Cinema Parasito

"Any apologies for absence?"

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

Learjet

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'Was it good for you, babe?'

Richard Wagner

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."