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'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Concert Pianist.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Musical genres

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

Trying cellos, too big!

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Mozart Clarinet

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

"Any apologies for absence?"

Yehudi Menuhin.