Attending Shows Pillows

'Now don't you dare get drunk before the performance! We've waiting six months to see this show!'

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Concert Pianist.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Musical genres

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

'He hasn't missed a turnout in ten years!'

Trying cellos, too big!

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"Trust me, darling. It was only a bumper car ride. I promise, it won't affect your no claims bonus."

"But all it's playing is Mussorgsky's 'pictures at an exhibition'."

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"You've got to blurb me to her."

"Apparently he only uses fugitive colours."

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Mozart Clarinet

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"Any apologies for absence?"

"I couldn't actually see the band but here's a photo of them on the person in front of me's phone."

Opera House

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