Theater Attendee T-Shirts

A Concert Audience - A Typical Layout.

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Out damn Spot

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Scarpia from Tosca

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Silly wig.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Applause

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

A man taking a bow

To read or not to read?

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'