Attendance Stickler Pillows

"Yes, I am pleased that you came to class today, but when I sent you down to the office with the attendance sheet, you never came back!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Balloon dog training

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

You're late!

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

'No hitting below the belt.'

'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps...

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Dog obedience school: with bone on teacher's table

Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.

"No, I mean literally literally!"

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking

'You stink! You missed that encroachment call with 15 seconds left.'

'Oh maaaan. Not again!!'

Jenkins, as you might have heard, asked for a raise.

Traffic warden using magnifying glass to see if a car is parked on yellow lines.

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."