Attendance Stickler Pillows

"Yes, I am pleased that you came to class today, but when I sent you down to the office with the attendance sheet, you never came back!"

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

The Oxford Comma Coin

Balloon dog training

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

The crew can no longer tolerate Captain Bligh's ruthless splitting of infinitives."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"Why does he keep in the same players?"

"I wanted to talk to the boss about the alarming sick leave level but ten minutes ago he called in sick..."

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'A computer virus ate my homework.'

"No no no...You can kick the ball into touch, not the opposition!"

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

'No hitting below the belt.'

You're late!

'So that night, after you ordered no more table scraps...

"They loved the food and service. But they hated the font we used in the menu."

"For goodness sake, I don't need to do a new risk assessment each time I cut a new tree..."

Dog obedience school: with bone on teacher's table

Department of Bureaucracy: Everybody Makes Mitsakes.

"No, I mean literally literally!"

"He's got whistleblower written all over him."

'You forgot one of the essential facts of putting - the ball always breaks toward the water.'

'You stink! You missed that encroachment call with 15 seconds left.'

"Dylan needs a classroom where I don't have to talk to any of the other mothers."

'Oh maaaan. Not again!!'

Jenkins, as you might have heard, asked for a raise.

'Bavetta! The foul is called 'holding.' Stop calling it 'touchy-feely.''

Passenger on a train blaming a clerical man for smoking