Atomic Energy Pillows

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The Style of Elements

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Complexity Made Simple.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"The central digital platform is temporarily renamed Project Schrödinger’s Cat. Until it is accessed on the 24th February it both is and is not a working system."

Is this what they call inherent safety?