Atom Aficionados Pillows

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"It's nowhere near as far away as we thought!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'What it all means is, ker-booom!'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"Well, we got the grant."

'I started off as a single cell and now I'm in one.'

Science And Society 1923

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

Australian boffins are using kangaroo stomach bacteria in cows to stop them farting methane! 'Strewth!'

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

"To return to normal height professor, we simply: 1. Switch on The Nano-Ray. 2. Find the Plug; 3. Insert it..."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Albert Einstein Tells A Joke. . .

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

Rats in a laboratory labelled: 'Test, Control, Pet.'