Nuclear Enthusiasts Pillows

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Quark! Quark! - Duck on power plant pond.

'How long were you safety officer at the nuclear reactor?'

Nuclear Capacity.

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

Science And Society 1923

Kim Jong-un

'Dr Amos I don't think you understand we wanted an expert in Nuclear Fission!'

"How the hell should I know what I'm looking at? You're lousy insurance doesn't provide HD X-rays."

Iranium

Nuclear lineup

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Chernobyl, 30th anniversary

"Some deterrent that was!"

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

'Don't panic. . . it's not weapon's grade.'

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

Kim Jong-un is deaf to the world's complaints about his nuclear program.

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

Here's another shipload of old yellow cake uranium from Iraq. Let's get lost, quick!

Manhattan Project Blues

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Hassan Rouhani

X-ray technician with full metal jacket.

'How much do you want for this weapons-grade plutonium?'

Ronald Reagan

Nuclear

Perhaps we've done enough x-raying for one day

The British miss-Isles.

Guide on Cheronobyl tours.

Congratulations on your Plutonium Anniversary

North Korea Nukes

"There's something peculiar about all this..."