Atomic Energy Mugs

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

The Style of Elements

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

Raptures

Schrodinger's Black Box

Quantum Psychic

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

The Physiciatrist...

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Schrödinger and his cat

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Have you tried turning it on and off again..?"

Complexity Made Simple.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger