Atomic Thinker Pillows

I'm a nuclear physicist.

"Good game."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Outer Space Outsourcing

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Chiller Theatre

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Sigmund Freud.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Zenemies.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Higher wisdom...

Large, wrinkly

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.