Atomic Attention Span Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that nod to a quick-change attention span. Ideal for brightening up any space and celebrating their lively, unpredictable energy.

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Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him. mockup

Bookworm misses the nuclear explosion behind him.

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"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes." mockup

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

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Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts. mockup

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

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'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.' mockup

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

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"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!" mockup

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

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A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball. mockup

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

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'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.' mockup

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

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"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?" mockup

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

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"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention." mockup

"Let's get the important stuff out of the way while I'm still paying attention."

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"It helps me stay focused."

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"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..." mockup

"...9...8...7...6...5...4...3..."

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'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...' mockup

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

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One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears. mockup

One person's word balloon goes in one ear and out the other of the other person's ears.

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'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.' mockup

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

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"Are you listening to me?"

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A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!' mockup

A sign at a nuclear power plant - 'In case of emergency run!'

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Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons. mockup

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

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"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span." mockup

"Your challenge is to present our complex project to people that have an 11 second attention span."

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I'm a nuclear physicist.

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'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.' mockup

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

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'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .' mockup

'Thank you for calling the attention deficit disorder hotline. . . please continue to hold. . .'

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Nobody takes me seriously.

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School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive. mockup

School for the Blind and School for the Inattentive.

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Atom Supply Co.

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"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other." mockup

"My teacher says to tell you I'm having trouble with my ears. Everything goes in one and out the other."

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'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,' mockup

'It's about your son's low attention span,,,'

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"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode." mockup

"I pretend to pay attention by putting my face in screensaver mode."

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"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less." mockup

"The hardest thing about being a youth pastor is keeping my sermons to 140 characters or less."

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Carbon Dating - 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.'

Carbon Dating - 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.' mockup

Carbon Dating - 'Now let me see, we can do a one night stand with 2 oxygens, a long weekend with 4 hydrogens or a same sex carbon orgy.'

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Modern Attention Spans

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"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown." mockup

"Sir, I'm afraid we're having a meltdown."

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Running coast to coast for attention. mockup

Running coast to coast for attention.

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Atomic Attention Span Pillows Collection

Atomic Attention Span Mugs

Explore our fun collection of mugs perfect for the creative spirit with an atomic attention span—sure to bring smiles with every sip.

Atomic Attention Span Prints

Decorate your walls with prints that humorously acknowledge a fleeting focus—perfect for a creative, energetic vibe in any room.

Atomic Attention Span T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts designed for those who love a bit of humor about their short attention spans—wear your personality with pride.