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'Well it's one way of popularising our work at CERN!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

The Invention of the Wheel

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Ronny, there's not going to be any 3-D. The studio wants you to shoot it on your cell phone."

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

The Human Condition

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Sir Earnest Rutherford splits the opium.

'Very cool. What else can it do?'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

The mysterious world of ligand substitution

Physicist in restaurant.

"If you don't get on that plane...there's also the 5:43, then the 9:27, but that's got a layover in Atlanta, then..."

'It kills production when we have to stop the line every thirty minutes for an upgrade.'

Late one night at the SETI project. 'Don't make us come over there!'

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

The curse of Alzheimer's hits home for old aluminium atoms.

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

Mt. Everest gifts.

'This is the 20th car you've bought this month. So, I've checked you into a car-addiction program.'

'Hot enough for ya?'

WILL PROGRAM FOR FOOD.

"Dude, are you taking selfies?"

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

Nuclear Confusion

'When you get back, Orville, let's invent the Air Miles program.'

"I'm giving up giving up!"

'What's the matter with your cyclotron?'