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The Raven - The Study at Night

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

How Glaciations Begin

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

A Salmon Lie

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

Oops! Maybe we better make the chicken first.

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'