Atmospheric Storytellers Pillows

The Raven - The Study at Night

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

The Environmentalist

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

Local News in Heaven

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

How Glaciations Begin

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"By God, Man! Yes!! This is the stuff we're looking for!"

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Sun and the Moon step out.

'I was on my way to Heaven, when they stumbled across my blog...'

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"You're overprotective. Stop telling her not to go out on a limb."

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

'NASA is never going to believe this!'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

A Salmon Lie

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Crouching God Hidden Buddha

'What did you do with the apple I gave you yesterday?'