Atm Escapist Gifts

'He's not taking money OUT - he's trying to stick a rude note IN!'

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Bo're'droom

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Audio Books

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"Could I please go back to the rack now?"

'I was so angry, I got up and tip-toed out of the meeting. I probably should've stomped.'

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I'm not lazy. I'm resting before I get tired."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'-but surely it's unusual to have nightmares with COMMERCIALS?'

'The trick is to make them feel better about themselves without actually paying them any better...'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

"And in order to align the designated objectives withthe fiscally driven cross functional departmental...did you understand any of that?" "Only the blah! blah! bit."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?"

"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

'The market headed south, so I decided to head there myself.'

Houdini 2019

"I switched hobbies from tropical fish to gardening. I won't feel so bad if I kill a plant."

Meeting to determinet non-essential personnel.

Security at the Smaller Airports

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'We have to move again -- I've worn out all the banks in town.'

Man opens front door to find he's up in clouds.

'We're all out of money! Put on these false beards and wigs and make a run for it.'

'If you wish to be put on hold, press one...'

"Our bills are getting too high."

"I just want enough to get out of the country, and disappear forever."

"Please hold...for music while you wait..."

"Someone wants to talk to you about your jeep's extended warranty."

The Cash Pointer Sisters

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'