Athletic Skills Fan Gifts

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bowled over again!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

350 Feet.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

Hockey Season.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Mohamed Salah

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'