Athletic Reader Gifts

High-jump book is on top shelf in library.

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Dedication to excellence....

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

First Prize!

Pole Vault Rules

Cristiano Ronaldo

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Multitasking executive dog

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'The only New Year's resolution he's still got intact is not to watch the England cricket team in Australia on television.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

'Steeee-rike three!'

"He's new here."

Sport in library

Mountaineering section

Pole Vaulting Club

Discus accidents.

Graduate

A Man mixing up his sports.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Sergio Aguero

Football

Late entry in the Hop, Skip and Jump event!

'Just remember at the Olympics the finish line has become the bottom line.'

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Tennis players.

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

Rafael Nadal