Athletic Comedy Fans Pillows

'This should be interesting.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'He's maturing early.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Golf escape.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Discus accidents.

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

False starts.

"Kill the third base umpire."

'Now, Perkins, hit my ball straight down the fairway for about 300 yards.'

"Sweetie, I know we missed Princesses on Ice, but I'm going to make it up to you."

'Time is running out - shoot! Everyone is starting to keel over and die!!'