Comedy-loving Fitness Fans Pillows

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

Check out my six pack.

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

Gym Paperboy.

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

Aquarobics.

'This should be interesting.'

Ok, ok, if that's what you need to meet your daily goal, we can do 21 paces instead.

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

Cardio? How am I supposed to incorporate cardio?

Phone buff.

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

Fast food

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

Animal Aerobics

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"