Comedy-loving Fitness Fans Pillows

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

Keep Fit.

Health

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'My body is a temple. A temple full of fat people.'

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

"We don't have a gym, Collins. The best I can do is let you do jumping jacks in the supply closet."

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

1) Daddy Long Legs 2) Daddy Large Pituitary.

Gym Paperboy.

Muscle Music.

'You get the diet book which you won't read, the exercise bar which you won't use and the workout CD which you won't watch, for only $29.99.'

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

"Ok, that kind of spotting. No. I'm not doing that."

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

Aquarobics.

'This should be interesting.'

'The idea is to make food itself my motive to shape up.'

Animal Aerobics

'Remember, you said if you could eat all the Thanksgiving dinner you wanted, you would jog for three hours.'

"You DO know that 'Active Retirement' is an oxymoron."

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

Phone buff.

"That's no double chin — that's a snowball!"

Davy Crocket power walks into history.

'The only exercise I'm getting is when I run amok.'

Broadband developments

"Let me guess, you're not into sports, are you?"

Fast food