Astrophotography Gifts

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'But what is the universe for?'

'Now that's an afro!'

Vlad the Impala

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Early photobombing

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Happy Easter

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

Superheroes take a selfie

Elfie Stick

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'