Astrophile Pillows

The sun going to work each day in order to support life.

Football planet.

'That looks nothing like me.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

Punctuation Police

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

Shakespeare Quote

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Petrarch

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

A meeting on the pier

Elizabeth II

Brexit

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

Lisbon Treaty.

Federica Mogherini

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"No not the puppy please"

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Sincerely, Nefertiti... Don´t you think you are too old to go topless?

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

David Cameron and Europe

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

In deep denile!

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"