Astrology Joke Lover T-Shirts

Add some starry humor to their wardrobe. These astrology joke-inspired t-shirts blend celestial wit with fun, perfect for the astrology lover who loves to showcase their cosmic sense of humor.

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Take an opportunity to go shopping for attire!

Take an opportunity to go shopping for attire! mockup

Take an opportunity to go shopping for attire!

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"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here." mockup

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?' mockup

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

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"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?" mockup

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

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Planting by the Moon.

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"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!" mockup

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.' mockup

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

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'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.' mockup

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.' mockup

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

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'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.' mockup

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

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'Fortune telling/retirement planning' mockup

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

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The Inner Dog.

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"So, what is your star sign?"

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"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..." mockup

"We're not compatible. I'm a Virgo and your an idiot..."

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"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls." mockup

"My real money comes from my TV news appearances predicting stock market rises and falls."

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'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.' mockup

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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Monster Horrorscopes

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"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course." mockup

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

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"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house." mockup

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

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'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?' mockup

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

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Documentation Please

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'So what's your sign?'

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"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it." mockup

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

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'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?' mockup

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

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Fortune Tellers Convention

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"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis." mockup

"Eye irritation is quite common when Saturn and Jupiter are in this position. It's called conjunctivitis."

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Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible. mockup

Eve makes a discovery with far reaching ramifications. Our star signs aren't compatible.

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'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.' mockup

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

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Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple). mockup

Horoscope - Look out for Large Windfall (Man crushed by giant apple).

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Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch mockup

Man convinced by a flattering character sketch

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'I miss the evildoers.'

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'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'

'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.' mockup

'Dr. Hall's horoscope says not to tamper with another person's heart, so he's postponing your bypass surgery until next week.'

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'I'm a Pisces.'

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Astrology Joke Lover T-Shirts Collection

Astrology Joke Lover Mugs

Explore our full range of astrology-themed mugs—perfect for the star sign lover who enjoys a good laugh with their coffee.

Astrology Joke Lover Pillows

Check out our astrology joke pillows—add humor and cosmic charm to any living space or bedroom decor.

Astrology Joke Lover Prints

Visit our prints collection for witty, astrology-inspired art—brighten up their walls with celestial humor and cosmic puns.