Astro-food Fusion Fans Mugs

"That reminds me – we're having Pisces in white wine sauce today for dinner."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Beanirrito"

Before/After

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

In the DNA Kitchen

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

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All You Can Eat

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

Waiting staff

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So...they got you too.'

'We're at an Italian restaurant this time, Kevin -- those are breadsticks, not giant-size chopsticks.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."

Five seconds before the first turducken.

People wanted For Taste Test.

'Really, Derek's fusion cuisine is something to die for.'

Pretty Soon: Bioengineering will produce livestock which requires less processing.

'Are you going to say Grace, Sir, or shall I?'

"Today's special is a blue foot turkey leg cured in pine needle juice, served with willow bark home fries and wild honey mushrooms in a burnt corn sauce."