Astro-cheese Explorer T-Shirts

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

French Early Bird

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

The worm that churned!

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Cheese Pile

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'I don't care if you are a big banana, I'm the big cheese around here!'

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

The Shakespeares Dine Out.

Cheese Secret

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

Studying String Cheese Theory

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.