Astro-cheese Explorer Pillows

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

French Early Bird

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Stratigraphy

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

The worm that churned!

Cheese Pile

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Cheese Secret

'Well, ex-CU-U-Use ME!'

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Holy Macaroni,

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Studying String Cheese Theory