Assisted Living Pillows

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Dog on man's stair lift

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

Senior Jeopardy!

"1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

New Hampshire Minute

"I've outlived my conventional and alternative doctors."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"My novel is about a romance between an octogenarian and a septuagenarian, but I can't remember which is which."

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

Cat and Broom

"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."

'No it's still not fixed'

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"While you're at it, can you do something with him? He can't remember a thing!"

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

'It's a pretty lame disappearing act Darling: I think we'd better hire a real Magician for Timmy's birthday party...'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'