Assessment Gifts

"In life, like in markets, there are peaks and troughs. You are a trough."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Funky Facts: Football.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"You don't mind the psychometric test, do you?"

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Constant vigilance, regular trimming."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

A Kangermoo

"Smart Arse"

'I hope he didn't write the menu.' (Pub quizzers comment on poor grammar)

Pub Quiz - Haven't you all got homes to go to ?

Cheating Alien

'Oh dear. My husband looks suspicious.'

Grading Guidelines.

"Done with the evaluations? Great! Now let's evaluate the evaluations!"

Safety Pin

I'll says he's outgoing - he's never home!

"With proper editing, I've had a good life."

"Of course, He buzzes in first every turn. We have to follow Him!"

"Sigh...Iconoclastic, but not an icon."

"Okay, your story checks out. You're not a Peeping Tom, you're just a creepy real estate appraiser."

Who knocked down the Walls of Jericho? Why do I always get the blame?

'Don't sweat it - We grade on the curve.'

Good Luck

"Mr Smith, your special subject is sexism - what can a woman driver not do?"

'I'm an honest person but when I take an online survey, I'm a big liar.'

'An extra pound here and there, a little sag, a little bulge, but I'm still the same hunk you married, right Ethel?'

Are you a Questionnaire Addict?

A cat will toy with a mouse before the kill. "What's the capital of mali?"

Realistic pub quiz.

"I'm not going to record any of those F's. I just wanted to know if I still had it."

Pub Quiz.