Assembly Kits Gifts

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Stormont: Some Assembly Required

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

Caution: use only under child supervison

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

DIY.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

IKEA Book

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"Thank God you're here, first I need your help assembling this Ikea exorcism futon."

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

"I can't find the instructions."

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.