Assembly Kits Mugs

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Stormont: Some Assembly Required

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

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"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

Caution: use only under child supervison

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.

'I don't want to be a nuisance, you can shoot me if it's more convenient.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

Chair - Ready for Self Assembly.

'No wonder it was so hard to assemble. I thought it was supposed to be a basketball hoop, not a weapon of mass destruction.'

DIY.

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.

'It's lovely. Have you actually built a flat-pack kitchen before?'

"It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure this stuff out, but..."

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Relax. They come in pieces."

Man tries to build a traditional Indian Guru bed using flatpack furniture.

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

Self-Assembly Bookcase