Self-assembly Kits Gifts

Snowman built from self-assembly kit.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"We'd like you to think of it not as a 'brick', but rather as an essential component of a potential self-build project."

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

Self-Assembly Bookcase

Skeleton model kit assembly instructions.

'I'll give him twenty minutes, then jump in and show him how its done.'

'Sorry darling: I'm a great ape, I can use primitive tools, but this is too difficult for me...'

With no outs in the bottom of the seventh, coach brings in a new pitcher.

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

'Step one: take a good stiff drink.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

'There's really no need for confusion. Page 95, section 33, paragraph L clearly explains ...'

"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."

"There's no need to feel embarrassed, it happens to lots of men."

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'

"Some assembly required."

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

'Sounds great, honey. Excuse me wile I go call a bankruptcy attorney.'

'Connect insert A, B, and C into slots D, E, and F. Tighten using assembly tool G. What in the H are they talking about?'

Build up a lawyer

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4pm kit!"

"If the team in red loses I'll be really upset, because I decided I liked their kit when I was eight years old and never got over it."

'Congratulations, Louigi. You're going to be a made man!'

My dad loves his tools.

Stormont: Some Assembly Required