Assayer T-Shirts

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Why, this isn't even fool's gold, these here are chicken nuggets!

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Caution signs.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Safety Barriers

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I've had you appraised."

Examiners.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

"Office of quality assurance"

First Aid Box

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Smart Arse"

Cathedral Made Safe.

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Laboratory- risk assessor

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Parental Anxiety

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

'He's just failed my husband. Bring the examiner out here immediately!'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

Valuation of Heaven