Assayer T-Shirts

"...These are chicken nuggets."

Why, this isn't even fool's gold, these here are chicken nuggets!

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

Caution signs.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

'Have you any idea just how little this is worth?'

Safety Barriers

'Thank you for not guessing.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I've had you appraised."

"Office of quality assurance"

Examiners.

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

First Aid Box

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Mister Oedipus.

"Smart Arse"

Lambs to the Slaughter

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Cathedral Made Safe.

House for sale, appliances included (in the yard).

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Man looking down long telescope at himself.

Laboratory- risk assessor

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"I thought SAT was 'Smart Alec Teacher'!"

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Parental Anxiety

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"You know how I feel about sampling!"

Antiques Store with a bin outside with a sign saying 'Not for Sale'.