Aspiring Wine Mogul Gifts

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

"He changed water into wine!"

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

"Looks like rent-a-mob's arrived."

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

Mu$k

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'