Aspiring Wine Mogul T-Shirts

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

World Economic Forum

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"He changed water into wine!"

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'Sorry, I only drink still wines. I don't have the patience to wait for bubbles to pop.'

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

'It's not quite ready now, but come 2285, you'll be glad you waited.'

'This is the worst wine I've ever tasted--I'll take 20 cases.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'Sell some? But then there'd be less for me.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

Home Wine Making Kit.

'Our house is being staged. Dad says we've got a good shot at getting in - if we can pass the audition.'

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

"I'm getting earthy overtones of guilt, with just a hint of sexual frustration."

Recreational and Medicinal Wines

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

Mu$k

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

"Looking for Investors."