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'Human-rights issues aside, you will soon enjoy the benefits of trade with China.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Do you actually know the capital of Japan? Of course I do...J.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Driverless cars rage.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Beer Stall

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Sitting in a tree

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Happy thoughts

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."