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Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

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Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Pillows in love.

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

'It's a coffee-book table.'

After 9pm Harry Lomax slips quietly into cruise control.

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"All in favor of the old, uncomfortable chairs?"

'Where does it hurt?'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

Naked Furniture

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"It sounds as if it's going to be three hours with our legs crossed in Frank Gehry chairs. You go if you want."