Ascot T-Shirts

Lily Costume

The Royal Enclosure!

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A day at the races

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Washing Line Walker

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

The Path

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Information Tightrope.

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Finger puppets in church.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

Gentleman's Club Scene

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'New money or old money?'