Ascot T-Shirts

Lily Costume

The Royal Enclosure!

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

A day at the races

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Washing Line Walker

The Path

Circus

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

Finger puppets in church.

Information Tightrope.

"The chef made some substitutions to tonight's menu. Instead of Escarots a la Bourguignonne, he's cooking hot dogs."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

'Know any other bed-time tricks?'

I avoided the layoff, but they transferred me to the high-wire act. At least it's steady work.

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"At first, Dwayne's gymnastic prowess had mesmerized Sarah, but now she longed for more..."

Gentleman's Club Scene

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"This house has been in my family for a considerable period of time."

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'The escargots are underdone.'

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Oh bugger cramp!'