Arty Type Pillows

Gallery Opening

A Symphony of Penguins

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'It's my main decorating motif.'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Slalom

Mozart eating noodles.

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Cross-country knitting.

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'My first tattoo...'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

Shadow Artist

society of cartoonists...

"Not only a great painter but a pioneer in promoting the awareness of self-harming."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

'Show off!'

Chef creates a self-portrait cake.

Plaster of Paris

"I've got graffiti writer's block."

Wildlife crafts

Mom's a little over the top with this stuff, but I like that!

Lesser Known Landmarks...