Artsy Antarctica Pillows

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Girl to boy: 'If flowers could fly, they'd be butterflies.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Still Life With Nordic Track

An Abacus in the form of 70s Pop group ABBA

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

Slalom

Look! A streaker!

Mozart eating noodles.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

Cross-country knitting.

'My first tattoo...'

'And if you run out of macaroni Cheerios!!'

"I would've started my novel by now, but I've been to busy suffering!"

Bill Oddie

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

"Numerous complaints have led school officials to investigate this popular teacher for encouraging students to pursue degrees in the humanities."

'You don't get it? My wife and the kids don't get it, too. . . I don't even get it myself. . . That means it must be art!!'

Actually, we penguins can fly

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

From The Museum Of Modern Art's Collection Of American Mixology......The Mies Martini

"If it weren't for refrigerator magnets, I'd be laboring in complete obscurity!"

Plaster of Paris

1911 - Roald Amundsen thought he was the first man to reach the southpole.

"Oh boy, the forecast is "Freezing" today, and then "Deep Freeze" for the next two days..."

"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."

"It's bad Sir. We're out of supplies, lost and I don't think Captain Scott understands the gravity of our situation."

Wildlife crafts

"Looks like the days of the great explorers are over."